Let’s face it: Christmas cards have a bit of a reputation for being… predictable. A generic “Merry Christmas” slapped under a glittery robin? Yawn. A heartfelt message with a snowy landscape? Snooze. It’s time to spice things up and inject some personality into your festive mail with our funny Christmas cards.
At Tavern Creative, we believe laughter is the best gift you can give (apart from, maybe, wine). Whether it’s cheeky humour, meme-worthy moments, or a sassy nod to holiday chaos, our cards are here to sleigh (pun absolutely intended). Let us introduce you to the funniest way to spread Christmas cheer this year.
1. Why Settle for Boring?
Sending Christmas cards isn’t just a tradition; it’s a chance to show people you care… or, at the very least, that you remembered their existence. But why send something boring when you can send a card that’ll genuinely make them laugh?
Here’s the thing: a funny Christmas card says I’ve thought about you. It says I get your sense of humour. It says I’m hilarious, and you’re welcome for this small but mighty gift of comedy. So ditch the clichés and go for a card that will actually make its way to the mantlepiece (instead of disappearing into the recycling bin faster than you can say “pass the mince pies”).
2. Our Funniest Christmas Cards
We’ve curated a range of cards that’ll have your friends and family cackling like Santa after a few sherries. Here are just a few of our festive favourites:
Single and Ready to Kris Kringle
Who says Christmas is just for couples sharing kisses under the mistletoe? This cheeky card is perfect for the singletons embracing their solo status and bringing their own sparkle to the festive season. Think of it as a dating profile… but on premium card stock.
Alexa: Skip to the New Year
Christmas chaos? Nah, we’re over it. This card speaks to anyone who’s already planning their January detox while still picking turkey out of their teeth. Ideal for that mate who keeps saying, “I’ll start fresh in 2024.” Spoiler alert: they won’t.
Dreaming of a Wine Christmas
A card for the true connoisseurs among us (and by that, we mean anyone who doesn’t bat an eyelid at opening a bottle of red at 11am). It’s festive, it’s indulgent, and it’s a perfect excuse to pair your card with an actual bottle of wine. Because what’s Christmas without a bit of tipsy karaoke?
Merry Friendsmas
The card for your chosen family. You know, the ones who’ve seen you at your worst, laughed at your dodgy Secret Santa gifts, and still agreed to host another Christmas dinner. It’s heartfelt, it’s funny, and it’s perfect for those legendary people you call friends.
’Tis the Season to Go Full Mariah
Calling all divas! If your idea of Christmas is belting out All I Want for Christmas Is You in the kitchen while wearing a Santa hat (or if that’s just your mum), this card is a must. Festive glam at its finest.
Feast Mode: Activated
Gamers, foodies, and anyone who treats Christmas dinner like an Olympic sport will love this one. It’s festive, it’s funny, and it’s a not-so-subtle reminder to go back for seconds (or thirds, if you’re doing it properly).
3. Why Choose Tavern Creative?
Let’s get serious for a moment—our cards aren’t just funny. They’re also top-notch quality, eco-friendly, and built for the real MVPs of Christmas: handwritten messages.
Premium Quality Cards
We use 300gsm white card stock, which means these beauties are thick, sturdy, and vibrant—no floppy, cheap nonsense here. The outside has a subtle coating for that professional finish, while the inside is uncoated, so your pen doesn’t slip and slide everywhere.
Eco-Friendly Envelopes
Each card comes with a 110gsm recycled kraft envelope, because we care about the planet (and we know you do too). Plus, they’ve got that rustic vibe that screams “I’m thoughtful and stylish,” even if you’re really just stuffing it in the post.
Perfectly Sized
Our cards measure 148x148mm—not too big, not too small, just right. And the envelopes (at 155x155mm) are a perfect fit, so you won’t have to wrestle the card in like it’s a Christmas turkey in a too-small roasting tin.
4. Funny Cards for Every Situation
Our cards are perfect for:
• Office Banter: Got a colleague who loves a good laugh? These cards are ideal for your workplace Secret Santa.
• Last-Minute Gifts: Let’s be honest, sometimes a brilliant card is the gift. Pair it with a box of chocolates, and you’re sorted.
• Long-Distance Laughs: For those friends and family you won’t see this Christmas, a funny card is the next best thing to sharing a laugh in person.
5. A Laugh (or Five) for the Price of a Card
Funny Christmas cards aren’t just a gesture—they’re a moment of joy. They’re what your loved ones will open and read aloud, chuckling (or guffawing) before proudly displaying it front and centre on their mantelpiece.
So, if you’re ready to spread the kind of holiday cheer that sticks, look no further than Tavern Creative.
6. Shop the Collection
What are you waiting for? Browse our full range of funny Christmas cards here and start ticking people off your list. Whether they’re a Mariah Carey wannabe, a wine enthusiast, or someone already desperate for January, we’ve got the perfect card to match their holiday vibes.
Conclusion
This Christmas, ditch the boring cards and go for something that’ll actually make people laugh. With Tavern Creative’s funny Christmas cards, you’ll be spreading joy, laughter, and maybe even a bit of festive sass.
Because life’s too short for boring cards—and too long to fake-laugh at them.
